Pretty Wizard

Join adventurers Ryan, Jonathan, Donovan and a guest as DM Kane brings them along a bi-weekly magical journey. Only one thing is certain. All of it will be Pretty Wizard!

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Episode 33: Risky Business - Chapter Nine

After leaving Squid Hat, the Heroes went to [REDACTED] and found [REDACTED]. Then they went to [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] with [REDACTED]. It’s crazy that we allowed really heavy spoilers in our descriptions this episode, but hey, it wouldn’t have been Pretty [REDACTED]. Abzael saves the day, Leaf goes a little grey, and Marco plays it safe.

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  • Equipment: Stevenson University
  • Editor: Ryan Neitzey
  • Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas
  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 32: Risky Business - Chapter Eight

ROYAL RUMBLE TIME!!! After Monkey Business of the highest degree, the heroes face off against even tougher creatures. Abzael enforces?, Leaf slithers away, and Marco gets boned.

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Episode 31: Risky Buisness - Chapter Seven

The forced infighting continues as the Annual Champion Fighting Pit Tournament steps up the stakes. The king is in town and Abzael and Marco have to impress. Things can’t get worse right? Abzael creates a hairy situation, Leaf takes someone, and Marco is scared.

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Episode 30: Risky Business - Chapter Six

The planet of Squid Hat is a wildly, calm one, except for the fact, of course, of robbers and a fighting pit. But alas, the heroes must head there to meet with the king. Pretty standard stuff at his point. Yadda yadda yadda, Pretty Wizard. Abzael puts up a fight, Leaf almost becomes a Twinkie, and Marco tries to put on a show.

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Episode 29: Risky Business - Chapter Five

After successfully “conquering” BizLand, LLC, the heroes sent out for a new planet. Abzael sets aflame, Leaf bugs out, and Marco continues being Marco, with no new massive changes in his life, of course, because why would there be anything. I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m forgetting this conversation already.

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  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 28: Risky Business - Chapter Four

Nero has disappeared. The third Business day has come up. It’s time to meet The CEO. This day can not get any harder. Abzael is kind, no really, he is, Leaf gets heavy, and Marco [REDACTED].

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Episode 27: Risky Business - Chapter Three

So….that was the guy. No, not the guy, THE guy. That was him, and our heroes just sat a foot away from the deadliest being in the entire universe. Now what? Abzael buys another suit, Leaf jumps, and Marco detects a criminal.

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Episode 26: Risky Business - Chapter Two

Now that the heroes have set up their meeting with The CEO, it’s time for them to explore Biz Land, LLC. Where do these people live? Where do they all get their suits? What do the coffee shops look like? All these questions and more on Pretty Wizard! Abzael gets a new suit, Leaf meets with a man, and Marco tries to do business.

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Episode 25: Risky Business - Chapter One

A brand new arc means a brand new planet. A brand new planet means brand new business. And this business will be of the risky variety. That’s the arc name, it’s a great name. I love it. Abzael tells his story, Leaf does it on his own, and Marco makes a new rule.

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  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 24: Lost and Found - Chapter Six

After learning about Varis, Morthos, and TKO, we are back to our regular story with our heroes, who must now pick up the pieces. It’s a heavy one folks. Death and loss is no walk in the park, or I guess, coliseum. Abzael returns to the scene of the crime, Leaf gets small, and Marco quits.

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How the Frost Giant Stole Christmas - A PW Story

HAPPY HOLLIDAYS!

This is the great Pretty Wizard Christmas Extravaganza that we are calling, well you can read the title. It’s full of chills, thrills, and Holiday kills. This was recorded roughly a year ago as a test episode, before Pretty Wizard officially started. Now, because of Ryan, it’s part of the canon of Pretty Wizard. But who cares about the fun facts, let’s settle in deep with this 2-hour whirlwind of an adventure with Varis, Morthos, and TKO.

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  • Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas, Ryan Neitzey
  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 23: Lost and Found - Chapter Five

Not going to lie here, but this episode is really great. It’s a big one. I really can not stretch it. Like why are you evening read this description. Listen to the gosh darn show! Abzael watches an origin story, Leaf watches someone spill a drink, and Marco finds someone.

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  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 22: Lost and Found - Chapter Four

Our heroes begin their journey further to the coliseum, but of course without a few road bumps along the way. Working together has never been anyone’s strong suit, especially when your down a man, or rather, an arm. Abzael gets a little testy, Leaf makes a new friend, and Marco pleads his case.

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  • Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas
  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 21: Lost and Found - Chapter Three

Man, last episode was a doozy. On the bright side, Abzael has finally lost those 8lbs he couldn’t get rid of. Also, after such an explosive ending, how are Marco and Leaf going to react? Man, oh, man, what are our heroes going to do? Abzael makes a joke, Leaf gets a big head and little arms again, and Marco tries his best.

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  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 20: Lost and Found - Chapter Two

Our heroes, along with their new friend Krostashteduk (yes, that’s how you spell it), continue their search for the lost Defense members and additional meaning behind Abzael’s medallion. Hopefully nothing goes wrong, like seriously wrong, like “oh boy, that was bad” wrong. Abzael becomes a one-man army, Leaf goes bowling, and Marco does ghost things.

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  • Artwork: Jonathan Kuchinskas
  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 19: Lost and Found - Chapter One

After successfully recruiting a planet to join the Defense, the boys get another assignment. There are some lost defense members that need to be found and it’s up to our boys to go find them. Abzael starts his own quest, Leaf gets Jurassic, and Marco looks through some books.

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  • Theme Music: James Robinson

Episode 18: The Grey Area - Chapter Eight

This is it. The grey line between the North and the South have been drawn. It’s time for our heroes to armor up and go to war. Abzael does some damage, Leaf gains some weight, and Marco tests his strength.

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  • Theme Music: James Robinson
  • Additional Music: Jingle Punks

Episode 17: The Grey Area - Chapter Seven

Now that our heroes are on the North side of the planet, it is time to find Piff and end this feud between the two hemispheres. How hard can all that be? Apparently, really hard. Abzael breaks some glass, Leaf gets into a sticky situation, and Marco fucks up bad.

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Episode 16: The Grey Area - Chapter Six

Well, we had quite the discovery about the South last episode. And Marco did not take it well at all. If only he can blow off some steam. What about another bar fight? ROUND 2, BABY! DING! DING! DING! Abzael lights things up , Leaf heats things up, and Marco cools things down.

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  • Theme Music: James Robinson

  • Additional Music: Silent Partner

Episode 15: The Grey Area - Chapter Five

Well, last episode ended with some troubling news. Plus, we’ve got a dead body on our hands. Now our heroes have to escape out of a ballroom without causing any more attention. This may be the “stickiest” situation our heroes have encountered. Abzael makes a firey exit, Leaf plays bad cop, and Marco goes definitely too far.

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Episode 14: The Grey Area - Chapter Four

Operation: White Rabbit is in effect. Our heroes and their tasty friends try to find Philwop and learn more about the Spiral City’s ties to the “Skysplitter”. And also, maybe go to a costume party. Pretty Wizard gets crazier and crazier. Abzael finally uses his catchphrase to good work, Leaf has his hands full, and Marco plays guard.

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  • Equipment: Stevenson University
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  • Theme Music: James Robinson
  • Additional Music: “Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049 by JS Bach and “Danse Macabre” by Camille Saint-Saëns

Episode 13: The Grey Area - Chapter Three

I don’t really have a description to sum up this episode because my brain is “fried”. But trust me, this episode is really “appeeling”, so why not give it a “fry”. I “yam” positive you will love this episode. So what are you waiting for, let’s “starch” the show. Abzael, for some reason, doesn’t know who Piff is, Leaf saves a rolling friend, and Marco calls the whole thing off.

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  • Music: James Robinson

Episode 12: The Grey Area - Chapter Two

DING! DING! DING! Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we have a battle royal for the ages. Three men teaming together to take on staggering numbers in a Bar Fight. Who will make it out alive? Let’s get ready to Rumble! Abzael continues to pet some strange creatures, Leaf thinks everything is funny, and Marco destroys some property..

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  • Music: James Robinson

Episode 11: The Grey Area - Chapter One

Safe aboard the Mother Egg, our heroes travel down to the Black and White Planet to find a planet that may be divided in more ways than one. Abzael pets some strange creatures, Leaf takes a nap, or not, no one is actually sure, and Marco is a kid again.

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Episode 10: Broken - Chapter Six

Apparently we are a FOX TV show, because it’s time for a Prison Break. Jokes asides, we are literally escaping from a dangerous place where our heroes can die. Abzael bumps up the kill count, Leaf upsets Kane, and Marco becomes a shooting star.

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Episode 9: Broken - Chapter Five

The boys have finally left the giant planet and going to save Harold and the rest of The Defense, when the unthinkable happens. Bad things! That’s right, bad things! You think I would ACTUALLY tell you what happens? Listen to the show silly. Abzael does some Die Hard-esque air duct crawling, Leaf stands up, and Marco gives in.

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Episode 8: Broken - Chapter Four

This is going to be a HUGE episode! Some would say GIGANTIC! Our heroes now have a MASSIVE undertaking to take care of and hopefully they succeed in COLOSSAL ways! I am all out of giant puns. Abzael gets what he wanted, Leaf gets up close and personal, and Marco does the unthinkable.

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Episode 7: Broken - Chapter Three

Oof, where do we begin? Last episode ended with some obvious divides in the group, and they just have to continue their journey?!? If One Direction can get through a break-up, they can too. Abzael makes the rumblies, Leaf talks to the ladies, and Marco takes it like a champ.

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Episode 6: Broken - Chapter Two

Meh is basically a black hole of snacks. Like, you throw cookies in his mouth-hole and it just disappears. Neil deGrasse Tyson would love researching Meh. Abzael bolts, Leaf confuses Kane some more, and Marco vents his frustrations.

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Episode 5: Broken - Chapter One

We start a new chapter in our heroes lives, and like a pane of glass that just got hit with a baseball, things are about to get BROKE. Marco wants crackers, Abzael hurts himself, and Leaf is a changed elf.

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Episode 4: Red Herring - Chapter Four

You would think, in terms of branding, the sand people wouldn’t call their planet “The World Of Pain”. Like why not Sand Sity, or maybe Sand Francisco? Marco rushes in, Abzael actually does a successful magic attack, and Leaf is given a new mission.

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Episode 3: Red Herring - Chapter Three

The boys have finally made it to the ship! Now they just need to sit through some introductory PowerPoints and then they are ready to save the universe. Marco gets even more frustrated, Abzael succumbs to outside forces, and Leaf makes a new friend.

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Episode 2: Red Herring - Chapter Two

Tensions get pretty heated on our heroes’ journey to the stars. Is the groundwork being laid for a break-up already? Marco concerns over Herring, Abzael pulls a fast one, and Leaf gets high.

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Welcome to the inaugural episode of Pretty Wizard!

Join Ryan (Marco), Jonathan (Abzael), Donovan (Leaf), and their DM Kane as they begin a new adventure and start their path towards destiny.

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  • Music: James Robinson